Wednesday, July 16, 2008

alternate titles for "heart like a lion"

so...i'm trying (again) to clear out my massive email inbox.....and i came across my friend Ken Carpenter's email to me with alternate titles for the new disc. Thought i would pass those along: they are good for a laugh....or two.

Feet like a Mudskipper {evolutionary}
Ass like a Mule {redundant}
Eyes Like a Bat {blind}
Skin like a Rhino {thick}
Breasts like a Titmouse {small, but like 6 i think!}*
Spine Like a Squid {fluid}Liver like a Goose {pate'}

*i'm not sure what's being commented on here.....harumph.

1 comment:

Jim Baker said...

Wow! With friends like that ...

How about-
Voice like an Angel
Smile like a Sunrise
Hands like a Surgeon

You made a good choice with Heart like a Lion.